PALMETTO HOTLINE                                                       June 2010

The River Guru’s demands for a raise were initially refused by TCRA Prez. “Tightwad Pete”,  But after he saw the drivel being posted on the bulletin board, he relented, assuring the RG that the Safari crowd needs insightful commentary on a race of this proportion.  And a word of advice to Hochheim Zero, leave the commentary to the professionals, it’s taken years of journalism training to do this right.     –River Guru email This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

The River Guru (that’s RG to you spiz drinkers) has looked into the crystal ball, seen the future and is relaying it to you, clearer than a hallucination in the Monkey Temple.  The 2010 Texas Water Safari summary follows:

The 2010 Texas Water Safari had controversy before check-in even started...